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Thread full of funnies.
by Admin Sun Oct 05, 2008 6:28 pm
Well this is a thread to liven things up a bit. It sometimes gets a bit dull in these forums. So, if you find something funny, worthwhile watching or something out of the ordinary post it here!
A few to start off
Think you have some skill? Not anymore. Here is WRC driver Gigi Gali.
WRC co-driver Timo Rautiainen - Sore times...
Post away!
A few to start off
Think you have some skill? Not anymore. Here is WRC driver Gigi Gali.
WRC co-driver Timo Rautiainen - Sore times...
Post away!
Last edited by Admin on Sun Oct 05, 2008 7:19 pm; edited 1 time in total
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Re: Thread full of funnies.
by Admin Sun Oct 05, 2008 7:15 pm
Okay, a few more 
(In case you don't know, these are known as "demotivational posters")
(In case you don't know, these are known as "demotivational posters")
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Re: Thread full of funnies.
by Admin Sun Oct 05, 2008 7:35 pm
Okay and a few jokes 
Larry and Bob wanted to go out drinking, but they only had £2.00 between them. Larry said, "Hang on, I have an idea" He went next door to the butcher's shop and spent the £2.00 on one large sausage.
Bob said,"Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!"
Larry replied,"Don't worry - just follow me."
They went into the pub where Larry immediately ordered two double shots of Jack Daniels.
Bob said, "Now you've lost it! Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money to pay for this!"
Larry replied, with a smile, " Don't worry - I have a plan."
" Cheers!"
They downed their drinks. Larry said "OK! I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you get on your knees and put it in your mouth."
The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out. They continued this, bar after bar, getting more and more drunk, all for free!!
At the tenth bar, Bob said, "Larry - I don't think I can do this anymore.My mouth is sore and my knees are killing me!"
Larry said, "How do you think I feel?
I lost the sausage after the third pub!....
________________________________
Friendship Among Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that
she had slept over at a girlfriend's house. The man called his wife's 10
best friends. Not one of them knew anything about it.
Friendship Among Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he
had slept over at a buddy's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best
friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed
that he was still there.
______________________
wife, one evening, drew her husband's attention to the
young couple next door and said, "Do you see those two?
How devoted they are? He kisses his wife every time
they meet. Why don't you do that?"
"I would love to," replied the husband, "but I don't know
her nearly well enough."
______________________
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
Larry and Bob wanted to go out drinking, but they only had £2.00 between them. Larry said, "Hang on, I have an idea" He went next door to the butcher's shop and spent the £2.00 on one large sausage.
Bob said,"Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!"
Larry replied,"Don't worry - just follow me."
They went into the pub where Larry immediately ordered two double shots of Jack Daniels.
Bob said, "Now you've lost it! Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money to pay for this!"
Larry replied, with a smile, " Don't worry - I have a plan."
" Cheers!"
They downed their drinks. Larry said "OK! I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you get on your knees and put it in your mouth."
The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out. They continued this, bar after bar, getting more and more drunk, all for free!!
At the tenth bar, Bob said, "Larry - I don't think I can do this anymore.My mouth is sore and my knees are killing me!"
Larry said, "How do you think I feel?
I lost the sausage after the third pub!....
________________________________
Friendship Among Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that
she had slept over at a girlfriend's house. The man called his wife's 10
best friends. Not one of them knew anything about it.
Friendship Among Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he
had slept over at a buddy's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best
friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed
that he was still there.
______________________
wife, one evening, drew her husband's attention to the
young couple next door and said, "Do you see those two?
How devoted they are? He kisses his wife every time
they meet. Why don't you do that?"
"I would love to," replied the husband, "but I don't know
her nearly well enough."
______________________
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
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Re: Thread full of funnies.
by Fozzy Sat Dec 13, 2008 7:09 pm
Not work safe. Dim the lights and get cumfy. ***CONTAINS FEMALE NUDITY***
http://www.m2film.dk/fleggaard/index.php?film=2
http://www.m2film.dk/fleggaard/index.php?film=2
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Re: Thread full of funnies.
by sal85 Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:31 pm
thought i should add some more humour, hasnt been any for a while
Many aspects of human sexuality are very puzzling, take celibacy.
This can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by environmental factors.
While attending a Marriage Encounter Weekend, Tony and Julie listened
to the instructor declare 'It is essential that husbands and wives know
the things that are important to each other.'
He addressed the men. 'Can you each name and describe your wife's favourite flower?'
Tony leaned over, touched Julie 's arm gently and whispered,
'Self-raising, isn't it?'
Thus began Tony's life of celibacy
Pregnant Blonde. This one you will love!!!
The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck, and I starting jumping up and down along with her. She said, 'I have some really great news!' I said, 'Great. Tell me why you're so happy.' She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant! I knew that she had been trying for a while so I told her, 'That's great! I couldn't be happier for you!' Then she said, 'There's more.' I asked, 'What do you mean 'more'?' She said, 'Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!' Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said... (You're going to love this!)
'Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack. Both tests came out positive!'
Many aspects of human sexuality are very puzzling, take celibacy.
This can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by environmental factors.
While attending a Marriage Encounter Weekend, Tony and Julie listened
to the instructor declare 'It is essential that husbands and wives know
the things that are important to each other.'
He addressed the men. 'Can you each name and describe your wife's favourite flower?'
Tony leaned over, touched Julie 's arm gently and whispered,
'Self-raising, isn't it?'
Thus began Tony's life of celibacy
Pregnant Blonde. This one you will love!!!
The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck, and I starting jumping up and down along with her. She said, 'I have some really great news!' I said, 'Great. Tell me why you're so happy.' She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant! I knew that she had been trying for a while so I told her, 'That's great! I couldn't be happier for you!' Then she said, 'There's more.' I asked, 'What do you mean 'more'?' She said, 'Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!' Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said... (You're going to love this!)
'Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack. Both tests came out positive!'
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